we university now.

"Now beat that.
And your mother's sayin' “Go to college”.
So you finish college and it's wonderful.
You feel so good.
And after all the partying and crazing, and don’t forget about that drug habit you picked up at school bein' around your peers;
Hey now you’ll get that 25 thou' job a year, and you’ll spend all your money on crack cocaine, but it’ll be your money.
No more borrowin' money from mum for my high.
So now you get your degree tattooed on your back, you're so excited about it.
If you continue to work at the GAP, after several interviews, Oh my god!
You’ll come in at an entry level position, and when you do that, if you kiss enough ass, you’ll move up to the next level, which is being a secretary’s secretary!
And boy is that great.
You get to take messages for the secretary who never went to college.
She's actually the boss's niece, so now you're part of the family.
You know what college does for you?
It makes you really smart, man.
All you kids want to talk in the back of the class not me, I listened, ok?
I was a hall monitor. This was meant to be.
You know how many classes I took, extra classes, extra classes?
No, I’ve never had sex, but you know what?
My degree keeps me satisfied.
When a lady walks to me says “Hey, you know what's sexy?”
I say “No, I don’t know what it is, but I bet I can add up all the change in your purse very fast”."